In the digital snow, where the chatrooms glow, Christmas on IRC, with crazy people in tow. Tapping on the keyboard, spreading festive cheer, Emoticons dancing, as the holiday draws near. #JingleAllTheWay, in the virtual fray, Bytes of joy, sent your way. Crazy conversations, in the chat sensation, Merry Christmas, in every translation. Nicknames flashing, like a neon light, Secret Santa gifts, in the silent night. From #NorthPole to #SnowyLane, Online carolers, singing in the domain. #FrostyTheSnowBot, typing in rhyme, ASCII Santas, spreading the prime. Bytes of laughter, fill the air, In the IRC, a holiday affair. Firewalls can't hold back the cheer, In the virtual world, it's crystal clear. GIFs of reindeer, GIFs of elves, Jingling bells, among ourselves. Through fiber optic cables, the wishes fly, In the chat logs, memories lie. Crazy people, a global crew, Bonded by the spirit, red and true. #SilentNightMode, whispers softly heard, In the cyberspace, joy's the word. Bytes of kindness, bytes of love, Christmas on IRC, sent from above. As the clock strikes twelve, in the digital domain, Christmas on IRC, leaves an echoing refrain. Log off with joy, until next year, Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good cheer!